Quote reblogged from with 3 notes
You know you’re getting old when caution is the only thing you exercise.
Source: brysphotostack
Kayla(high off her ass)- “When am i?”
Me(completley sober)- “Your in 1975.”
Kayla- “When are u?”
Me- “2021, i thought you knew?”
Kayla- “Ohh…uhyeah.”
Me- “You should come to 2021!”
Kayla- “How!”
Me- “Oh yeah, your time machine broke..”
Kayla- “FUCK? Noo whye why:(“
*then proceeds to call me crying.*